So. Plans.
I have a plan A, Act.Sci in London, but that's so far fetched and unlikely (not to mention my chances of succeeding are tiny), I've decided to put my efforts into plan B instead.
If plan B doesn't work out because of my own incompetency, then plan C (not in Act.Sci) will have to do, though my parents probably won't allow me to attempt plan C at all if plan B doesn't come through. Both of these plans are in Australia, and they want a ridiculously good level 3 NCEA results that I probably can't give them.
Plan D involves studying a BCom in New Zealand, then migrating somewhere else.
Plan E involves studying in New Zealand and then working in New Zealand. I really hope it I don't have to resort to this.
Plan F is utter failure at everything listed above, and I guess I'll just be an unemployed bum living on government benefit, ripping my living off hard working tax payers.
Or get married.
Marrying a rich ass can be plan the new Plan F, but honestly, if I failed at all everything before Plan F, I'll probably fail plan G as well.
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Plan A: uni in England - International Business
Plan B: uni in NZ - BCom in international Business with German and Chinese papers.
No other plans. Plan B is when I'm extremely desperate when I get rejected by all UK unis. (oh please god, don't let it come to that!)
I plan on being trophy wife :D
Here's the deal:
Go to uni, meet a literal WHP, go travelling around the world to every remote location available, make him dish every cent from his pocket, flag him, then marry a real WHP
Anyone keen on sharing a few cents?
I'll be rich enough to give you all some :)
Trophy wife = plan F.
except I don't have the qualities of being a trophy wife!
I think I'll go for the rich nerd :) let's hope it doesn't come to that.
you could be future einstein!!!
omgggg
Your face could be plastered on future $1000NZ notes!
Nah thats where kevin jan is gonna be. If you wanna be a trophy wife you should go get cosy with him about now
the whole pt is to marry future einstein.
"Hi Kevin,
Just in case you don't know me, I'm Jenny. Can you stay single just so you can be my reserve if I fail at plan F?
Thanks."
Wait say what?
Kevin's mine Jenny. Ladies first. Hands off :P
You're the man of all your marriages, go away.
Sorry, im going to steal him =P
mwahaha
I'm claiming 50% royalties on all proceeds from you guys using my intellectual property: i.e. the idea to marry kevin.
Pfftt
(Alex secretly is just jealous of all of us. Deep down, as in waaaay deep down, as in like..... DEEEP after all the layers of the onion-heart are revealed, he is secretly harnessing a desire towards Kevin Jan. It's okay, we understand you do not wish to admit to this affection, but we all know it)
And we all get 75% Proceeds + GST! :D
Ok.
I admit it.
I'm jealous.
VERY jealous.
Of you guys getting kevin's money.
Filthy Gold diggers! =0 LOL!
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